Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Exsqueeze me?

I'm currently looking for a job and have been posting my resume everywhere I can find. I signed up on one website, www.CareerBuilder.com, that scanned my resume and uses a "patent-pending recommendation engine" to suggest jobs that match my profile. It doesn't seem to work very well. They send me an email about once a week with a list of jobs. Keep in mind that I have a PhD and have worked in the oil industry for 5 years as a nuclear physicist. This week's job selections include:

  • pharmacy technician

  • polymer chemist

  • psychiatrist/psychologist

  • registered nurse

  • nurse practicioner

  • photo lab and retail sales associate (my favorite)

Also included are jobs "similar" to the ones above:

  • blood bank supervisor

  • driver

  • paramedic

  • loan processor

  • dispatcher/transportation

  • microbiology technician

  • molecular biologist

  • food production supervisor - entry level

  • dental hygenist

It seems I'm qualified for more jobs than I thought!

Monday, April 09, 2007

Hail, hail


We had some unusual weather here recently. First we had a severe thunderstorm, which produced the marble-sized hail pictured. As you can see, the hail beat up the new growth on the trees and also many of my potted plants. A few nights later, it got down to 28°F. The poor plants didn't know what hit them (no pun intended). The leaves on one of our Japanese maples out front weren't so happy with the cold weather and have all wilted. I'm assuming the tree will put out some more leaves, or at least I hope it will. It's right in the middle of the bed and will be an eyesore all summer otherwise. Maybe I will go speak some encouragement to it.

Note the curious shapes of some of the hail. Most of them were smooth, some with white centers, but some of them had jagged edges. I'm not sure how that happens - do pieces of hail sometimes run into one another and break off pieces? If so, what does that imply about the conditions inside the storm cloud?

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Metabolizing carbohydrates just for me

Who else but Weird Al would write a song about his pancreas? My favorite part, because the physics reference was so unexpected, is

My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them

But you have to love the bits about lipase, amylase, and tripsin, too.

On the same album (Straight Outta Lynwood), his "White and Nerdy" is absolutely brilliant, although a little too close to home!